Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Selected jokes on Husband and Wife

Girl : Will you love me after marriage?
Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Wife :You changed after marriage.
Husband: I've told you before that I am not interested in Married women.

Doctor : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor : They are for you.

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split Air Conditioner:
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

"Husband is one who is the Head of the family, but his wife is the Neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
What's a GPS override?
My wife.

Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the next life?
Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go to waste!



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