The Promised Land

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, health care plans, Wall St, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. So, I called Lifeline, the suicide help-line.

Got through to a call centre in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

But for those who are still looking for the Promised Land, we have modern technology to help get you there:

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