A couple of husband and wife jokes

at their expense...

Someone said that even if a wife does not make use of her husband, she would not let others use him...

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

And when the tables are turned, add salt to injury?

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.

Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!

Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?

Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time...



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