Sunday, February 14, 2010

Why some accountants refuse to get married...

Some people relate everything to money.

Some parents, for example, would rather buy shophouses for their children to start their businesses rather than invest in their education. Anyway, here is the article forwarded to me, author unknown:

Purchasing vs. Leasing Explained

Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather....uuurrgh!

Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen,
an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

he would have paid $7.3 million in total,

for sex every night for 5 years:

(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:

* a 22 year old
* no begging
* no coaxing
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all requests
* no complaining
* no honey-do lists
* has great leg(s)!!
* Best of all, she leaves,and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense

As I have mentioned earlier,

'You can buy sex but you can't buy love' and Sir Paul McCartney knew that.
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