Saturday, February 20, 2010

More of the classic GCSE exam answers...

What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

In a democratic society, how important are elections?
Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
Premature death.

What is artificial insemination?
When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

How can you delay milk turning sour?
Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

What is the most common form of birth control?
Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

What is a seizure?
A Roman emperor.

Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.

Use the word judicious in a sentence to show you understand it’s meaning.
Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. {do dishes}

What is a turbine?
Something an Arab wears on his head.

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