Friday, January 08, 2010

Songs update

Some of the artistes of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to reflect their age (new in italics, old in brackets) :

They include:

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash (----)

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker (daughter)

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends (my friends)
The Bee Gees ---How Can You Mend A Broken Hip (heart)?

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot (saw) Your Face

Johnny Nash ---I Can't (can) See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver (lover)

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom (a lady)

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts (vine)

Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade Of Hair (pale)

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping (dancing)

The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney (Papa was a rolling) Stone

Abba --- Denture (dancing) Queen

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall (want me)

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman Hear Me Snore (----)

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode (road) Again


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