A joke among our family: SP said 'men should marry Hakka girls from Pusing, because they are so hardworking that the husbands will never starve to death. I will retort that the husband will not die of starvation but aggravation! (Cantonese: Lam yan chou Pusing Hakka mui ng hieu ngoh sie. My retort: Ng hieu ngoh sie, wui kek sie!)
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
The following are someone's compilation:
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not as good as his mother's... then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who is always willing to go out with you, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want... then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies... then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores... then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of his attention, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually... then adopt a dog.
On the other hand, if you want someone who never responds when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, walk all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...then adopt a cat!
Now, be honest, you thought I was going to say...marry a man, didn't you?
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