Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Making sense of...

this driver has no sense...

So was KTMB's choice of new railway station which did not consider people's convenience.

Do the following make sense to you?

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!

5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

6. So many options for suicide: poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!

7. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

8. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!





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