If you don't open your mouth, nobody would think you are dumb

or what the Cantonese would say, 'Lei ng chut saeng, mo yan wah lei ngah keh'. Another dumb blonde joke... pity the blondes... yet some Malaysians paid money to become blondes... or dumbs? In Malaysia, not all blondes are 'Gweilo' or 'Gweiphoh'.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!
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