http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpYN-NK54Y
Give us a sense of humour,
Give us the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And pass it on to other folk!!!!
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge:
"Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why ?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is unfaithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
Meanwhile:
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
"But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.
In a different perspective:
" Success is just like being pregnant ...Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were screwed in the process !!! "(Read my lips) I never criticize my husband:
One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"
Love thy neighbour:
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."
No comments:
Post a Comment