Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Some illogical logic

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking

After more than 30 years, I can still remember this poster, ‘Eat shit…5 million flies can’t be wrong!’

Our minister, Nazri, once said that the fact that opposition won a few states was proof that the elections were fair. Which led Anwar to counter that had the elections been fair, Pakatan would have won the general elections!

1 comment:

  1. This is illogical ...

    http://thextalks.blogspot.com/2009/06/dap-doesnt-want-you-to-learn-english.html

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