Classification of Sex

People are interested in anything under the sun, especially sex. 'Sex sells' and it has been proven in the magazines, newspapers and online newsportals. Sex scandals will attract hits like honey attracting bees in blogsites that feature them. I don't know who the so-called researcher (read joker) is but it is fun what he came out with:

Six kinds of sex

Recent research shows that there are 6 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face..

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a short timeand you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say, "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

I know of another kind which is somewhere before the 4th and the 5th, and it is known as Social Security Sex!


Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'
'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex.'
'Social Security sex?'
'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'