Cheer up, things could have been worse...

I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse. Just a joke. But not to those who suffered it.

While Antares cursed and swore when he had a direct hit, with this piece of advice,
NEVER, NEVER USE THE PHONE DURING A VIOLENT THUNDERSTORM!

Someone elsewhere probably will never get over this:

Today's safety lesson... never urinate on a 220 volt 3 phase
electric fence!

Ever wonder what would happen if you pee'd on a 3-phase
electric fence?