A barber got his 'hair cut'

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.

The barber turned to a frieBnd and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn ' t ever come back."

A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

It is wise not to let others know when you will be away and for how long. Someone might be listening, when you mention it to your friend in a public place, with ulterior motives.

I do not believe in telling the police that I will be away for a couple of weeks and that nobody will be at home. Even security guards are known to be untrustworthy. This is the reality now.
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