What seems right may be wrong...

'Mum, can I ask you something?'

'Sure! What is it?'

'You see, I'm already fourteen, and... I think it's just proper that I should own one.'

'And what is this 'one' you're referring to?'

'Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?'

'No.'

'But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention.'

'Nope.'

'It will be just proper at my age...'

'I say no way....!'

'But all of my friends wear......!'

'David! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?'