Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Confession in Yorkshire accent...





Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
I had sex with seven different women last night..

We are all sinners in the eyes of God.
You must take seven lemons, cut them in half and juice them.
Then drink the juice down in one gulp.



And I’ll be forgiven?

No But it will wipe that fooking smirk off your face!

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