On Marriage:
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live
without... but whatever you do you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love ... but you pay heavily for it.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
on Friendship:
True friends stab you in the front.
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
and generally:
Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first. And then pretty ladies first.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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