Meaningful play of words

If you want something you never had,
do something you have never done.

Don't go the way life takes you.
Take life the way you want to go.

And remember you are born to live and
not living because you are born.

And some smart-ass rules on work:

Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you
will get out of it.

When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking
about themselves.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

Following the rules will not get the job done.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
everything that goes wrong.