Excellent relationship with God

"God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?"

"OH MY GOD!" Ethel exclaims. "He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!".

This reminds me of my ex-colleague in UK who could not help laughing when relating to us how her husband pissed into their laundry basket after a round of heavy drinking at the local pub.

There is also the joke about Clinton's then Vice President's wife who called Hilary to ask if it is true that they have gold-plated urinal, which turned out to be his saxophone!