In no uncertain terms

HOW TO ASK YOU BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREMENT...

This is one situation that all employees will encounter. He needs an increment in salary but agonises over how he is going to approach his boss about it.

Well, the following is an example of how the employee has gone about it and how his boss has responded. The employee decides against talking to the boss directly, since the subject can be a sensitive one. He decides to write to his boss and drop some strong hints.

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo $$,

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon .

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

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The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .

Yours truly,
Manager