Thursday, March 16, 2006

A warning to Seong Fart-ers

Well, "seong" as in "frequent" in Cantonese. Especially those who cannot control. Some have made it into an art, in terms of timing and effect.

It was reported that:

In Denmark, a patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals.

The 30-year old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of fratulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire.

The man, who is suing the hospital, said: “When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.”

Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: “It was an unfortunate accident.”

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