BH sent me this list and first thing, I wonder who selected them. Who sent them in and how did they select?
In reverse order, Joke No.5 (for the benefit of those who have not been sent them):
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
Quite honestly, I hesitated and wondered whether I should post this! No. 4 will have to wait.
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