A visit to the brothel

3 ex-band members and an ex-bank manager had an educational tour of sorts.

3 Malaysians recently entertained a visiting Australian (banana) and had to take him to a brothel in Brickfields in KL.

The Australian was curious because he had not been to one. His specific request was just to see a naked body of a particular race, in the presence of his local friends.

So the most savvy of the 3, started to ask a couple of the pimps who were in charge. Initially, the first pimp thought they just wanted to know the price and he explained, “Yat mei, sum sap; leong mei, ng sap and so on.” The Australian found he could not understand what he meant and was told that it means “one method” or “two methods” in terms of sex. I leave it to reader’s imagination.

When he mentioned to another pimp his specific request, the latter shouted to his counterparts, “dia mahu tengok sahaja!” (translated: they wanted to see only!) and all of them started laughing at the unusual request!

Twilight years, twilight zone, weird request.